he has his minions do his bidding.
he kills them whenever he feels like it.
we are here to care for him and make sure he has the most comfortable life.
He owns all the land he can see.
no matter where he is standing or sitting.
he is a minion.
he loves Lord Cliverelli.
He is here to please Lord Cliverelli and Dan.
if Dan is not in his sights life is not complete.
he lives for head rubs in peoples crotches and for food...any type of food you'll give him.